This one does not need much predicting.

Prediction: Dicktater Wins because he made fun of my trade.

Ayahuasca:

With Jordan Mason on a bye, it's going to be tough for Ayahuasca to replace those potential points, especially given the lack of depth on the bench. Stevenson could fill that void, but the Patriots offense is incredibly inconsistent which reflects in Stevenson's numbers in fantasy thus far.

Puka will be Puka.. You're welcome. Facing a mid passing defense in the league, the Seahawks, who have allowed 12 touchdowns through the air.

Love plays (if he plays) the Lions who allow an alarming 245 yards per game through the air, but surprisingly only 5 passing TDs allowed through 8 weeks. I would expect this to increase to at least 8 after facing Love. 

Steamers:

Lamar Jackson may face challenges through the air this week against the Broncos' formidable #3 overall defense, including their #5 rank against the pass in lieu of Lamar's historically inconsistent throwing ability.  However, this matchup could favor Jackson's rushing ability, potentially setting him up for a big game on the ground and a couple of rushing touchdowns. 

Devante Adams looks primed for a standout performance with the Jets, as he and Aaron Rodgers connect for a solid 10-100-2 line against a Houston defense that is currently only giving up 167 yards per game through the air. After 3 weeks together, I could see the chemistry on a new team coming together this week. 

Kyren Williams could be in for a huge day as well, exploiting the Seahawks' porous rush defense, which allows 146 yards per game on the ground and allowed 9 touchdowns via the rushing attack.

 Prediction: Expect a competitive matchup that is decided by 10 or less points. I'm taking Steamers this week.

Sleepy:

Jalen Hurts is set for a big game against a struggling Jaguars pass defense that allows nearly 300 yards per game through the air. With both Devonta Smith and A.J. Brown healthy, Hurts is likely to reach or exceed that mark, adding around 3 passing touchdowns. 

Don't expect much from Zay Flowers, as he faces a tough matchup against the Broncos’ #5-ranked pass defense. 

Josh Jacobs may have a quiet week against a Lions defense that has been solid against the run, allowing under 100 yards per game and only 6 rushing touchdowns this season. 

Brian Robinson, though, has a great opportunity to step up in Jacobs' place, taking on a Giants defense that struggles against the run, giving up 138 rushing yards per game and 6 total rushing TDs. Look for Hurts to be the star of the week, with Robinson providing solid support. 

JoedIsCool:

Baker Mayfield faces a decent matchup against the Chiefs' average pass defense, which allows 215 yards per game and 7 total passing touchdowns on the season. However, with both of his top receivers still sidelined, his production is likely to fall short of the levels seen earlier this season. Expect a more conservative stat line from Baker this week.

 Joe Mixon could capitalize on a favorable matchup against the Jets' middle-tiered run defense, which allows 127 rushing yards per game and has surrendered 7 rushing touchdowns. Mixon should finish with around 90 yards and has a good chance to find the end zone. 

Amari Cooper's outlook is less promising, as he and the Bills face off against the league’s top pass defense, which allows just 155 yards per game through the air and has given up only 3 passing touchdowns. With the challenging conditions, it’s likely that Josh Allen will rely more on his legs, which could cut into Amari's receiving opportunities

Prediction:  Perhaps a low scoring fantasy game with the NFL matchups this week and current injuries. Another game decided by 10 points. Taking Sleepy here.

Chedda:

Breece Hall faces a tough matchup this week against the Texans’ stout run defense, which allows only 109 rushing yards per game and has given up just 4 touchdowns on the ground. While Hall may find a few chances near the goal line, his overall yardage could be limited, resulting in an average stat line. 

Saquon Barkley also has a challenging task against the Jaguars' #6-ranked run defense. However, Barkley’s versatility could shine, especially in the passing game, as the Jaguars have been more vulnerable through the air, allowing 273 yards per game and 16 passing touchdowns.

Tee Higgins (if he plays) will face an above-average Raiders pass defense that has limited opponents to 180 passing yards per game and 8 touchdowns. Yet, with Ja’Marr Chase drawing much of the defensive focus, Higgins should find opportunities to contribute, potentially putting up a modest stat line with a chance to secure a touchdown or 2 in the red zone.

Tittsburg:

With George Pickens on a bye, Tittsburg will feel the absence of his production, as there’s not much depth at the position to fill the gap. DeAndre Hopkins could help pick up some of the slack, but consistency in the Chiefs’ passing game has been lacking. Tua Tagovailoa will take on a middling Bills pass defense that allows 209 yards per game and has conceded 9 touchdowns. Given the history of competitive Bills-Dolphins matchups, Tua’s performance could swing either way—potentially leading to a high-scoring shootout or a more moderate stat line. Kenneth Walker is poised for a strong showing against the Rams’ weak rush defense, which gives up 139 yards per game and has allowed 6 rushing touchdowns. Walker should find some chunk plays and has the potential to score 2 touchdowns in this matchup. Keenan Allen's outlook depends heavily on Caleb Williams’ performance. If Williams can find his rhythm under center, Allen could exploit a struggling Cardinals pass defense that gives up 236 yards per game and 10 touchdowns.

Prediction: This is probably the hardest pick of the week for me. Maybe a 5 point game. Give me Chedda.

Schefter:

CJ Stroud faces a "tough" Jets defense allowing just 161 passing yards per game and six total passing touchdowns on the season. Without Stefon Diggs, Stroud might have trouble finding success, though the Jets' inconsistency could leave room for a few scoring drives. 

Marvin Harrison and Kyler Murray have had an unpredictable chemistry, and they face the Bears, who allow 199 passing yards per game and only five passing touchdowns. This matchup may lean toward another hit-or-miss week for the duo. 

AJ Brown has an appealing matchup against a struggling Jacksonville defense, setting up a strong bounce-back opportunity after last week's performance. 

Schefter slotting Downs in over a second tight end, unlike last week, seems like a good move too.

Ditka:

Expect Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase to capitalize on a favorable matchup against a Raiders defense that has struggled to contain passing attacks, allowing 189 yards per game and ten touchdowns through the air. The duo has strong potential to combine for 3+ touchdowns as they exploit a Raiders team on shaky ground. 

Kareem Hunt looks set to continue his impressive return to the Chiefs with a high-ceiling matchup against a Tampa defense allowing 131 rushing yards per game and eight rushing touchdowns on the season. Given Hunt’s solid 4 yards per carry and four touchdowns since rejoining Kansas City, he’s primed for another productive outing.

Bucky Irving, however, faces a tough challenge against the Chiefs’ second-ranked run defense, which has allowed only 82 yards per game and four rushing touchdowns all season. Look for Irving to have a quieter game, as this stout Chiefs defense continues to limit the ground game effectively.

Prediction: Schefter continues his second half slide as he did in 2023. Mike Ditka is bigger.

Ham:

Josh Allen heads into what’s likely to be another high-scoring matchup against the Dolphins. Though Miami has been decent through the air, allowing 176 yards per game with only five passing touchdowns, they’ve been weaker against the run, giving up 123 rushing yards per game and 10 rushing TDs. Expect Allen to take advantage with some rushing plays, potentially finding the end zone on the ground for a solid fantasy day.

Bijan Robinson should have a prime opportunity for a breakout game against Dallas (coughfuckingsuckcough), who has struggled defensively against the run, allowing 154 rushing yards per game and 12 touchdowns on the ground. Robinson is in a strong position to capitalize here.

With Cooper Kupp back alongside Puka Nacua, there’s potential for a big day for either receiver, though they could somewhat impact each other’s production. Still, the Seahawks’ passing defense has vulnerabilities, making this a favorable matchup for both. Expect Kupp and Nacua to each have solid opportunities, even if one ends up shining a bit brighter.

SHIT:

Devon Achane has a promising matchup against the Bills, who have allowed 120 rushing yards per game and ten touchdowns on the ground through eight weeks. With Raheem Mostert back, touches may be split (especially goal line downs), but Achane should still provide decent-to-high fantasy value given his big playmaking potential.

Malik Nabers had a quiet week in Week 8 but is poised for a bounce-back game against the Commanders’ defense, which has allowed 139 passing yards per game and eight passing touchdowns through the season. Nabers has a strong chance to get back on track and deliver this week.

Derrick Henry faces an unpredictable outlook against Denver. While the Broncos’ defense is tougher on traditional running backs, they’re more vulnerable to mobile quarterbacks, which could allow Lamar Jackson to take some defensive focus away from Henry. If the Ravens can establish a strong run threat with Lamar, Henry could benefit and turn in a solid performance, though there’s still some risk for volatility in his fantasy production this week.

Predcition: SHIT takes a close one in a big-dawg fantasy show-down.